PERFECT IT Employeesssssssss

hmm...not me...Recently (yesterday)I came across this phrase from one of my seniors...KB
....To start off...I was startled..(yey meeee....) when he told tht I was formin as a perfect IT employee...I was surprised an flattered toooo..(obviously u hear such a thin from a senior u take it to be a sort of praise )..Well it wasn't....(later i found out ot my dismay)
I tried to be modest enough to ask him why so?..an wat it meanssss.??(a perf..It..Emp..)
aahhhhhhhhhhhh....then he pointed out...

KARTHIK: ohhhh u r forming as a perfect IT employee
me: jus kiddin
KARTHIK: congrats :)
me: why so?
KARTHIK: jus kiddin
me: are u a Perfect IT employee urself?
KARTHIK: hmm intitally for some 2 months
me: den....??
KARTHIK: i became technical staff
me: thoda
KARTHIK: he he
me: ok...enlighten...me///wht does a perfect IT employee do...
KARTHIK: gets up by 10 am
me: den?
KARTHIK: reaches office around 11 30
me: hmmm
KARTHIK then have a cup of coofee and chat for 30 min
me: ooooooooo
KARTHIK: then check mails for 30 min and reply if needed else jsut delete...manager mails shouldn't be opened at all
me: ahah
KARTHIK: around 12 30 12 45 go for lunch
me: k den?
KARTHIK chat and eat for some 1 hr then go out for a walk
me: hmmm
KARTHIK sun lite will help u keep fit
me: yaya
KARTHIK then come back to desk and see if any o ur team members r working
me: eggsactly this one is true true !!!!
KARTHIK which one
me: comin bak to see others working
KARTHIK he he see
me: ya ...an am enjoyin beeing one too PERFECT IT EMPLOYEE
KARTHIK exactly enjoy the life
me: thankss
********END OF CONVERSATION*************
An I hail this to be my acheivement....being branded a perfect IT employee(even if i dont fit into a quarter of the requirements stated abovee...)....(ye meee..)within weeks of being an employed ...I went off to perfect myself(thts how it seems..)....Greate....I wish my boss ignores this post....lol